Harry Potter skämt

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Btw, lite kul ;D

A blind wizard walks into a pub. He says to the barkeep, "Want to hear a Hufflepuff joke?" The pub goes completely silent. The barkeep says, "Sir, I am a Hufflepuff. I'm used to handling a rough crowd alone. I have my wand drawn. The wizard to your left is an auror with his wand drawn. He too is a Hufflepuff. The witch on your right has her wand drawn. She is a dueling champion and also a Hufflepuff. Are you absolutely certain you want to tell that Hufflepuff joke?"

The blind wizard says, "Gods no! Not if I'm going to have to explain it three times!"

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Ha, ha! Härligt roliga skämt! Själv kommer jag bara på:

När Lucius slår Draco:

Draco: Oomph! How dare you hit me!? Just wait until my father hears about... oh...

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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aeYOdgwByLc&feature=related
Hahahaa, den här är så bra! ♥ Det finns många fler..

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"I'M GONNA KILL HIM!
"Love."

HAHAHAHA