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10 Ways to Annoy Bellatrix Lestrange:

1) Suggest that Voldemort thinks that Pettigrew is a more capable Death Eater than she is.
2) Send apparitions of the Longbottoms after her, never letting her rest.
3) Post Harry Potter fan type things all over her Azkaban cell.
4) Keep bringing up her sister, Andromeda, in conversation.
5) Keep bringing up Tonks in conversation.
6) Impersonate Voldemort and make her believe that he’s into peace with Muggles.
7) Cut off her hair and dye what’s left orange; you can tell her that her appearance improves with the “Annie Lennox” look.
8 ) “Confiscate” her wand; say it’s a Ministry decree and that she has to spend six weeks in the Muggle world
9) Curse Voldemort in front of her
10) Poke several Mimbulus Mimbletonias while she’s around and then dramatically say, “The revenge of Neville has come!”

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10 ways to annoy Lucius Malfoy
1. If he’s on one of the higher floors of his manor and near the window, shout “Rapunzel, Rapunzel, let down your hair!”
2. Grab his walking stick thing and pretend to duel with him.
3. Tell him dumb blond jokes.
4. Paint, “I love Harry Potter” on his Death Eater robes.
5. Write in any black journal, “Lucius…I’m back,” and leave it open on his desk.
6. Braid his hair in the middle of the night.
7. Walk by him for an hour dressed up as a ludicrous impersonation of a Death Eater and say, “I am faithful!” while throwing yourself at his feet at intervals.
8. Sing Aerosmith’s “Dude Looks Like a Lady,” in his ear.
9. Tell him that Arthur Weasley is actually an heir to a large Wizarding fortune of billions of Galleons and see how he takes it.
10. Dye his black robes hot pink.

Yo mama is so fat she tried to eat Cornelius Fudge!

Yo mama is so fat that the sorting hat put her in al the 4 houses!

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