Harry Potter skämt

_{Skrivet av mionee:}
Hej vet inte om det finns nån sån här tråd men här kan ni skriva alla era Harry Potter skämt ni kan
här kommer någran jag kan

-Knock Knock
-Who's there?
-Harry
-Harry who?
-Harry up and let us in



-Knock Knock
-Who's there?
-Ron
-Ron who?
-Ron for your life, it's you know who



-Knock Knock
-Who's there?
-Sirius
-Sirius who?
-Sirius-ly open the door

Snape är ensam hemma när Voldemort knackar på hans dörr:

- Vem där? (Snape)

- Du-Vet-Vem (Voldemort)

- Vem?

- Du vet vem!

- Nej, jag vet inte vem

- Mörkrets härskare!

- Sauron?

- Nej den andre!

- Darth Vader?

- Nej!!! Den du fruktar mest!

Tystnad....

- HERMIONE!!!!

Sirius kommer gående med en valp i koppel.
"Sirius!" säger Harry som kommer från ett annat håll.
"Hej, Harry!"
Harry tittar på den glada valpen.
"Har du skaffat husdjur?" frågar han.
"Nej", svarar Sirius. "Jag har skaffat barn..."

Harry: "YOU'RE A WEREWOLF?"
Remus: "Yes."
H: "ARE YOU F**KING SERIOUS?!"
R: "Yes. That too."
H: "WHAT?!!!!"
R: "Oops, too much information... x.O"

_{Skrivet av Vipratten:}
Fortfarande inte?

H säger " Are you fucking serious? (Läs: Are you fucking Sirius?)
R svarar "Yes, that too"
H "WHAT?" (Uppenbarligen chockad)
R"Hoppsan, för mkt info"

Förvirrade dig säkert mer nu... Sorry!

_{Skrivet av Matizze:}
A blind wizard walks into a pub. He says to the barkeep, "Want to hear a Hufflepuff joke?" The pub goes completely silent. The barkeep says, "Sir, I am a Hufflepuff. I'm used to handling a rough crowd alone. I have my wand drawn. The wizard to your left is an auror with his wand drawn. He too is a Hufflepuff. The witch on your right has her wand drawn. She is a dueling champion and also a Hufflepuff. Are you absolutely certain you want to tell that Hufflepuff joke?"
The blind wizard says, "Gods no! Not if I'm going to have to explain it three times!"

XD

_{Skrivet av Matizze:}
A blind wizard walks into a pub. He says to the barkeep, "Want to hear a Hufflepuff joke?" The pub goes completely silent. The barkeep says, "Sir, I am a Hufflepuff. I'm used to handling a rough crowd alone. I have my wand drawn. The wizard to your left is an auror with his wand drawn. He too is a Hufflepuff. The witch on your right has her wand drawn. She is a dueling champion and also a Hufflepuff. Are you absolutely certain you want to tell that Hufflepuff joke?"
The blind wizard says, "Gods no! Not if I'm going to have to explain it three times!"

XD

_{Skrivet av Matizze:}
A blind wizard walks into a pub. He says to the barkeep, "Want to hear a Hufflepuff joke?" The pub goes completely silent. The barkeep says, "Sir, I am a Hufflepuff. I'm used to handling a rough crowd alone. I have my wand drawn. The wizard to your left is an auror with his wand drawn. He too is a Hufflepuff. The witch on your right has her wand drawn. She is a dueling champion and also a Hufflepuff. Are you absolutely certain you want to tell that Hufflepuff joke?"
The blind wizard says, "Gods no! Not if I'm going to have to explain it three times!"

XD

_{Skrivet av Borttagen:}


Fattar inte!!!! : (