Harry Potter skämt

Scorpius: Nice wig Delphi. What's it made of?
Delphi: Your mum's chest hair!
Scorpius: ...

Harry:Vem är du?
Voldermort:ssssssssssssssss
Harry:en orm?
Voldermort:ssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss
Harry:Vaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa?
Sorteringshatten: Du borde ha hamnat i slyherin.
Harry:ååååååååhhhhhh han sa : Du borde ha hamnat i slyherin.
Sorteringshatten:suck
Voldermort:dus ska dös!!
Harry: /:,














































































































































































uselt skämt

Why does Voldemort use twitter and not facebook?

Because he only has followers, not friends!

Scorpius: *sträcker ut armarna och försöker verka romantisk* I'm a bird!
Albus: ...How dare you

Vilken sport gillar Harry Potter mest?
STAVhopp

VARNING!!! DÅLIG!!!!!!!!!

Why does Neville always use 2 bathroom stalls?


Because he has a Longbottom
*ba-dum-tiss*

”I honestly thought that I was gonna be the first of us to get a girlfriend” -Albus Potter

Like honey, neither of you will

If monday was a person: Umbridge!

Harry:you’re white.
Sirius: No I’m black
Harry:Lol stop joking!
Sirius:No, I’m serious!