Harry Potter skämt

Haha alltså alla skämt är så roliga
♥

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19 jan, 2012 16:36

_{Skrivet av Matizze:}
Om HP-böckerna hade handlat om någon annan än Harry:
Snape:
1. Severus Snape and the Year I tried to get Harry Potter Expelled and Failed Part I
2. Severus Snape and the Year I tried to get Harry Potter Expelled and Failed Part II
3. Severus Snape and the Year I tried to get Sirius Black Killed and Failed
4. Severus Snape and the Year I tried to Ignore The Dark Mark and Failed
5. Severus Snape and the Year I tried to Teach Occlumency and Failed
6. Severus Snape and the Year I tried to Kill Dumbledore and EPIC WINS!
7. Severus Snape and the Year I tried to Save the World and Won

Ron:
1. Ron Weasley and the Fucking Three Headed Dog.
2. Ron Weasley and the Possessed Sister.
3. Ron Weasley and the Rat That Isn’t A Rat.
4. Ron Weasley and the Green Monster of Jealousy.
5. Ron Weasley and the Year of Quidditch.
6. Ron Weasley and the Girl Drama.
7. Ron Weasley and the Wooing of Hermione Granger.

Hermione:
1. Hermione Granger and the Levi-OH-sa.
2. Hermione Granger and the turning into a cat then getting petrified.
3. Hermione Granger and the art of overachieving.
4. Hermione Granger and the fact that boys suddenly love her.
5. Hermione Granger and bickering with Ron.
6. Hermione Granger and the Bitch named Lavender Brown.
7. Hermione Granger and the reluctant falling for Ron Weasley.

1. Cedric and That Time He Found Something.
2. Cedric and That Time He Found Something.
3. Cedric and That Time He Found Something.
4. Cedric and That Time He Died.
(från AVPM ^^)

Fred och George:
1. Fred and George and the time we confused our Mum.
2. Fred and George and the time we flew a car.
3. Fred and George and the time we gave Harry the Marauder’s Map.
4. Fred and George and the time we got given 1,000 galleons.
5. Fred and George and the time we owned Umbridge.
6. Fred and George and the time we opened a joke shop.
7. Fred and George and the time one of us lost an ear and the other died.

hahah najs!!♥♥♥♥

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19 jan, 2012 20:40

20 jan, 2012 09:00

Haha

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HERMIONE FOREVER!!!!<3<3<3<3<3<3<3

20 jan, 2012 09:50

Hade ett jättebra skämt förut som jag glömt bort vid det här laget. Ska försöka minnas haha xd

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20 jan, 2012 17:32

20 jan, 2012 18:18

den där snape är hemma och voldimort knakar på dörren är bäst ever

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gryffindor är bäst!!!! fernando torres 4ever el nino

20 jan, 2012 18:46

_{Skrivet av Nagato Seno:}
Skrattar nästan ihjäl mig av alla skämt! ;D

Jag meed!

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20 jan, 2012 19:15

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21 jan, 2012 10:09

_{Skrivet av Matizze:}

hahaha !!

21 jan, 2012 10:10