Saker som kan misstolkas i Harry Potter..

Hejsan allihopa! Så kul att se att så många hittat den här tråden och massor av misstolk från böckerna och filmerna, och att ni delat med er det till mig och alla andra här! Jag har letat runt lite, och har samlat ihop lite nytt som jag tror inte finns med här sedan tidigare
God fortsättning på er alla!

"Snape lay panting on the ground. James and Sirius advanced on him, wands raised..."

"I thought not," said Snape, watching him closely. "You let me get in too far. You lost control."

"Well, we'll soon find out, won't we?" said Snape smoothly. "Wand out, Potter."
Harry moved into his usual position...

"... every part of him screaming for release, Harry felt the creature use him again..."

Both Sirius and Snape lowered their wands... the unexpected entrance of so many witnesses seemed to have brought them to their senses...
"But what's going on?" asked Mr. Weasley.
"Nothing, Arthur," said Sirius, who was breathing heavily as though he had just run a long distance."

"Can we have another go? Just one more go?"
"Not now," said Lupin firmly. "You've had enough for one night."

"Hermione's mouth was slightly open by the time Harry had finished"

"Quite astonishing, the way you continue to wriggle out of very tight holes."

"Snape!" ejaculated Slughorn, who looked the most shaken, pale and sweating."

"He knows man,"
"Knows what?"
"Knows what it's like to be out there DOING it,"

"Good" said Voldemort. He drew out his own wand and compared lengths...

"Uncle Vernon was still staring, appalled, at the bulge in Dedalus's waistcoat pocket."

Put that away, will you?" said Sirius finally, as James made a fine catch and Wormtail let out a cheer. "Before Wormtail wets himself from excitement."

"...which left Harry free to sit down on the grass between the beech and the bushes and watch the foursome under the tree."

"You think you're such a big man, Potter," said Malfoy, advancing now, Crabbe and Goyle flanking him. "You wait. I'll have you."

‘There was no need to stick the wand in that hard,’ he said gruffly, clambering to his feet. ‘It hurt.’

"Harry's head was swimming. 'Hagrid' he repeated stupidly, and his knees buckled."
“Something hot and wet was trickling down his chin."

"Harry Potter!", yelped Colin Creevey.
Harry's heart sank; Colin Creevey was the last person Harry wanted to see right now. There was no escape though.
Colin approached Harry, pulled out his camera and said, "Will you get your wand out, Harry, so I can take a picture of you? My brother and I want to put it on our walls! Get in a position like you're about to shoot your patronus!"
Harry pulled out his wand from his trousers and reluctantly adopted the position. He pointed it straight at Colin, who was trembling with excitement, hardly able to believe his luck.

"Panting, Harry fell forwards over the hydrangea bush, straightened up and stared around. There were several faces peering trough various nearby windows. Harry stuffed his wand hastily back into his jeans and tried to look innocent."

"Ron struggled for a moment, before managing to extract his wand... 'It's no wonder I can't get it out hermione, you packed my old jeans!' They're tight!"

"(Hermione) 'Oh I'm so sorry!' hissed Hermione, and as she pulled the waitress out of sight of the windows Harry heard her mutter a suggestion as to where Ron could stick his wand instead"

‘You will not object to getting a little wet?’
‘No,’ said Harry.
‘Then take off your Invisibility Cloak – there is no need for
it now – and let us take the plunge.’

"Something silver-white, something enormous, erupted from the end of his wand"

hahahhaha... 'andaaas'... Hahah slutar aldrig skratta åt det där!

Jag har säkert sagt det redan MEN FÖR GUDS SKULL LUPIN OCH SIRIUS KAN NI KRAMAS SOM NORMALA MÄNNISKOR SKULLE DETTA UPPSKATTAS! SLUTA SE UT SOM OM NI FÖRSÖKER KYSSA VARANDRA MEN SLÅR I HUVUDENA!?!?

Kul med nya saker som skrivs här. Det var ett tag sedan.

Menar du i tredje filmen eller?? =)

Yup... det ser så förbannat fult ut.

Vaaa?

Fast det mesta med trollstavar kan ju misstolkas, så det blir ju ofta väldigt kul.

Jag och några kompisar bytte en gång ut alla substantiv mot något snuskigt och läste för varandra. Jättekul.

Haha, åh, det måste jag testa någon gång.