Dåliga skämt

Lotta: "HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAH"
Lisa: "Vad går du på?"
Lotta: "Golvet"... "HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAH"

What do we want?
Low flying airplain noices
When do we want them?
NEEEOOOOOOOW

när man måste googla för att hitta ett..

Visste du att Elvis Presley hade en begåvad storebror?

Nej, vem var det?

Tolvis Presley.
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Hahahahha

Vad gjorde avokadon när den hörde ett dåligt skämt?
- Guaca-småle
HHHHAHAHAH

You know, I was on this plane once. And I'm sitting there and uh...the captain gets on, he does his whole, you know, we'll be cruisin' at 35,000 feet. But then he puts the mic down n forgets to turn it off.
And so he turns to the co-pilot 'n' he's like, "You know, all I could use right now is a ****in' blow job and a cup of coffee." So the stewardess ****in' goes bombin' up from the back of the plane to tell him that the microphone's still on. And this guy in the back of the plane is like, "Hey, hon, don't forget the coffee!"


detta var inte så dåligt skämt men good will hunting♥

"Here"
"I dont want it"
"Well I dont want it either"
"well throw it in the bin"
"nah fam, Ive bin there done that" HAHAHAHAHAHHAH

Vad heter Jehovas Vittnen i Kina?

Why can't pirates finish the alphabet?
Because they're stuck at C.