Omegle

brukar hänga där med kompisar ibland

Har inte varit inne där innan, men testade det nu för första gången. Riktigt roligt ju! Tyvärr finns de många skumma typer, men det är bra natt underhållning i alla fall.

Åh, älskar att vara där ♥ Fast träffar aldrig några HP-nördar :C

Haha ååh omegle, minnen... Lite kul att såfort man nämner "Justin Bieber" så blir man disconnected hahah Stackars pojke

brukar börja med att skriva "Hufflepuff!"
dem flesta tror att jag är tokig men ibland svarar någon med att skriva ett annat elevhem tillbaka haha ♥

Jag blir alltid dissad när jag säger att jag är från Sverige

Alla disconnectar när jag berättar att jag är Voldemort D:

har igång ett awesome samtal med en från Polen
de är HP som gäller haha

Hihi hade ett awesome samtal med en hp-nörd c:

Vi hade online duel och sånt




You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: I speak now, Pottermore, directly to you.
Stranger: lmaOOO
You: You have permitted my friends to enter your site rather than face me yourself. I shall wait for one hour in my inbox. If, at the end of that hour, you have not come to me, have not given me my email, then battle recommences. This time, I shall enter the fray myself, Pottermore, and I shall find you, and I shall punish every last man, woman, and child who has tried to conceal you from me. One hour.
Stranger: LOL ur a freak ok
You: No, I'm Voldemort.
Stranger: yes yes I know tht
You: VADA KEDAVRA
You: AVADA*
You: :C
Stranger: you cant spell it right fool
You: CRUCIO
You: I know it's cedavra but in swedish it's kedavra, sry
Stranger: no its Avada Kedavra
You: is it? :c
Stranger: yep i just checked it
You: haha ok
You: lamslå
Stranger: what ?
You: stupify in swedishhhhh
Stranger: cruuuuuddd i was gonna say that .. well not in swedish but yea
You: tarantallegra
You: levicorpus
Stranger: i dont remember what any of the spells mean ...
You: "Tarantallegra: Forces an opponent’s legs to dance uncontrollably"
Stranger: oh yes
You: "Levicorpus: Turns your opponent upside down and dangles them in thin air"
Stranger: EXPECTO PATRONUM !! yess, fightin' off Dementors
You: I AM A DEMENTOR
You: and voldemort
You: LCOCMOTOR MORTIS
Stranger: HEY !! thts illegal !!
Stranger: Expelliarmus !!
You: No? :C
You: Crucio, avada kedavra and imperio is illegal
Stranger: being a Dementor and He-Who-Must-Not-Be-Named is illegal
You: aww
Stranger: Voldemort ..ooh I feel like a rebel hehee
You: You have no respect to me, DO NOT SAY MY NAME!!!!
Stranger: wait who are u now? I'm guessing the Dark Lord?
You: Yup. JK about the dementor.
You: Do you wanna join the dark side?
You: WE HAVE COOKIES!!!!!
Stranger: rawr ...OMG YEA I'll be Bellatrix
Stranger: )
You: YAY
You: NOW, you kill Sirius Black >
Stranger: mwuahahahaaa I kill my cousin!!
You: you'll*
You: D
Stranger: wait he is my cousin right?
You: Yes
Stranger: lol I forget!!! D:
Stranger: oh ok so I'm good now
You: (y)
You: And now, bring me HARRY POTTER!!
You: Or i'll crucio you.
Stranger: uhmm eh hem ..yes my Lord
You: Thank you, Bella.
Stranger: here, my Lord, Harry Potter
You: AVADA KEDAVRA!!!!!!!
You: Oh wait, I forgot.
You: The boy who lived has come to die.
You: AVADA KEDAVRA
You: YAY I*VE KILLED HARRY POTTER
Stranger: YESSS!!
You: LETSHAVE A PARTY
Stranger: don't we first have to go destroy Hogwarts and the students?
You: oh, sure
You: BOMBARDA
Stranger: Avada Kedavra!
You: You, Bella, kill all the Ravenclaws.
You: I kill all the Griffindors
You: The slytherins can join me
Stranger: can I kill the Hufflepuffs instead? I really hate them
Stranger: they're so annoying
You: WHAT THE HELL IS A HUFFLEPUFF?
You: but well, go on
Stranger: ....thank you, my Lord
You: No problem
Stranger: hehehehehehee
You: Tell me when you finished.
Stranger: yes, my Lord hehee
You: THEN we gonna have som partyyyyy
Stranger: I do love a good party
You: i'll bring tacos
Stranger: I'll bring cookies ...everybody loves cookies
You: yeah
Stranger: I shall be right back
You: Thank you
Stranger: okay I'm back. I killed the Hufflepuffs and made cookies
You: You will be richly rewarded for this, Bella.
Stranger: hehee ..yay..thank you, my Lord
You: Now, begin the party.
Stranger: PARTAYY
You: COOKIES
Stranger: TACOS
You: RICTUMSEPRA
Stranger: ....excuse me....?
You: thats a spell
You: sempra*
Stranger: yes I know but like I said, I can't remember what the spells mean...oh man I'm a terrible Harry Potter fan
You: ah ok
Stranger: what does it mean haha
You: it's the tickle spell
Stranger: ohhhhhhh hehee
You: http://i51.tinypic.com/f2igw.jpg
You: thats me
Stranger: ...woah lol
You: http://images4.fanpop.com/image/photos/17500000/Voldemort-says-Hi-harry-potter-vs-twilight-17569937-500-600.jpg
You: thats me when i smile ♥
Stranger: beautiful ..
You: awww, thank you bella
You: you're beautiful too
Stranger: aww thanks
You: you know that bella is in love with Voldemort, lol xD
You: JK rowling has said so
Stranger: yes ...yes I know lol
You: what a cute couple they should be, don't you think?
Stranger: haha yea totally
You: or voldemort and souron?
You: perfect match
Stranger: Voldemort and Bella
You: Bella and Voldemort
You: Bella, would you marry me?
Stranger: Bellamort
You: Voldetrix
Stranger: Vellamorix
You: Boldetrort
Stranger: Vellatrix
You: Boldetrix
Stranger: Bollatrimort
You: CRUCIO
Stranger: oweee
Stranger: Imperio
You: no D:
Stranger: I make you hit yourself
You: *hit myself*
Stranger: yea-yuh! now kick yourself in the booty
You: *kick myself in the booty*
Stranger: hmmmm sit down
You: *sit down*
Stranger: hm yea okay I'm done ...
You: ohew
You: phew*
You: BELLA!!! Now im CRUCIO you DDD:
You: CRUCIO!!!!!
Stranger: OOWW
You: CRUCIA
Stranger: Dx
Stranger: crucia ?
You: it's releases the crucio
You: if you can say so, im not fluent english speaker D:
Stranger: ohhhhhhhh ok its ok
You: uhmm, we had ha party, right?
Stranger: oh yea ..then u ruined it
You: SORRY BELLATRIX
You: can u forgive me?
Stranger: never
You: AVADA KEDAVRA
Stranger: NO!!! x( *dead*
You: HIHIHIHIHI *evil laugh*
Stranger: still dead
You: you can be HARRY POTTER insted of bella D
Stranger: but ...he's not as cool as Bellatrix
You: Lucius?
You: Darth Vader?
Stranger: I think Darth Vader is from a different movie ...
You: Yes, but Lord Voldemort (me), Sauron and Darth Vader is THE DARK LORDS!!!
You: We're buddies!
Stranger: ...hm ok then
You: So, my dark lord buddie, have you got you're pottermore welcome email yet?
Stranger: no...no I don't think so
You: I've still not received my "congratulations" e-mail, the second one you know
You: Harry potter says he have received his D:
You: I'll kill him
Stranger: yeaa you should kill him
Stranger: ...right now
You: but... i HAVE already killed him
Stranger: ....oh yea true, true
You: i kill you
You: avada kedavra
Stranger: protego ..?
You: no it doesen't work on that curse...
You: and, youre not a wizard, aniakin
Stranger: yea I know that's why I put a question mark
Stranger: and who said I was Anakin ?
You: anakin is darth vader? i think...
You: and im tom dolder
You: riddle*
You: http://sv.wikipedia.org/wiki/Darth_Vader you see? D:
Stranger: yes he is Darth Vader and no now your Voldemort not Tom
You: hih sorry that was in swedish D:
You: and now you're dead
You: Dumbledore always call me Tom
You: and i like it
Stranger: I switched it to English...I'm awesome and oh well your Voldemort
Stranger: now
You: Okay.
You: But i have seven horcruxes, and you haven't DDDDD
Stranger: no because I don't wana look like a gross noseless person
Stranger: haaaaa
You: DONT TEASE ME ABOUT MY NOSE
Stranger: what nose?
You: ...
Stranger: yea
You: http://maguts.files.wordpress.com/2011/05/dumbledore-voldemort-bellatrix-harry-ordendelfenix.jpg
You: THAT NOSE
Stranger: hey I know that picture ...and THATS NOT ....nevermind you got me
You: i have all my legs left in any case
You: and you HAVE'NT!!!
You: moreover, you're dead
Stranger: I haven't what?
You: you're legs
Stranger: I'm a ghost ...like moaning Myrtle
You: then i'm nearly headless nick
Stranger: then I'm uhmm wait his name escapes me...
You: Sir Nicholas De Mimsy Porpington
Stranger: OH!! The Bloody Barron
Stranger: oh yea
You: what? no D:
You: the gryffindor ghost
Stranger: what? Yea
Stranger: Slytherin
Stranger: hehee
You: wait.. are YOU the bloody barron?
Stranger: yesss
You: im peeves
You: you said you was moaning myrtle
Stranger: oohh I shoulda picked him...
Stranger: I changed my mind
You: i don't think i wanna be peeves anymore... hes scared of the bloody baron
You: im mrs norris
Stranger: a cat? Why do you wana be a cat
Stranger: ?
You: i like cats
You: and what if mrs norris is an animagus?
Stranger: she's no animagus
Stranger: she's a cat. Period.
You: then i am sirius black
You: oh wait bellatrix killed him
Stranger: yea he dies
Stranger: what about Professor McGonagall? She doesn't die, she can do magic, and she can turn into a cat
You: Yeah
You: let's have an online duel
Stranger: but I'm a ghost...I can't fight
You: aww
You: and you cant eat
Stranger: nooooooo!! I wanna be able to eat!!
You: HAHA
You: i can eat, you can't
You: i can eat COOKIES
Stranger: OH MY GOSH I want cookies
You: hihihihi COOKIES
You: COOKIES
You: YUMMY COOKIES
You: COOOOOOOOOOKIEEEEES
Stranger: what ...kind of cookies
You: chocolate cookies
Stranger: oh man!!!! I WANT ONE
You: http://ewiica.blogg.se/images/2011/b-412241-chocolate_cookie_136688947.jpg
You: THAT kind of cookies
You: tempted?
Stranger: yea ..
You: I can use the ston af resurrection?
You: stone*
Stranger: do you know where it is?
You: yea
Stranger: if you do, please use it...I wanna eat!!
You: in the forbidden forest, harry dropped it there
Stranger: where in the forbidden forest though?? Hmmmm
You: *accio the stone of resurrection*
Stranger: hey that's smart
You: *uses the stone of resurrection*
You: AND TADA!!! YOURE ALIVEEEEEEE
Stranger: I'M ALIVE!!!!!!:o this feels so weird
Stranger: GIMME A COOKIE
You: *GIVES THE BLOODY BARRON A COOKIE*
Stranger: HALELUJAH!!!!! *shoves the cookie in mouth* mmmmmm
You: that was the first time you ate in 700 years, wasnt it?
Stranger: yeaa ...and it is good ...I need more food
You: well, in 1100 years i guess... cause you lived at the sime tima as helena rawenclaw, right?
Stranger: yes, yes I guess so
You: why did you kill her? >
Stranger: ....I don't have to tell you
You: you have to. or you don't get any food.
Stranger: ........I won't tell you....only if you give me a dozen more cookies then I'll tell you
You: *GIVES YOU A DOZEN MORE COOKIES*
You: now, TELL ME!!!!!
Stranger: shush, shush. Wait 'till I'm done eating. *slowly eats the first cookie*
You: ...
You: .
You: ..
You: ...
You: ....
You: .....
You: ......
Stranger: *slowly eats the second*
You: D:<
Stranger: *slowly eats third*
You: ((((((
Stranger: *slowly eats fourth*
You: iulsrebdf
Stranger: *slowly eats fifth* )
You: *cries*
Stranger: now, now. Don't cry. *slowly eats sixth*
You: TELL ME!!1111!!!
Stranger: *throws cookie at your face* shush! I'm not done eating!
You: sORRY, MY bARRON.
You: my BEST barron*
Stranger: *slowly eats seventh cookie*
You: *tries to wait patiently*
Stranger: *slowly eats eighth*
You: Please hurry a bit, Barron.
Stranger: > shushy
Stranger: *slowly eats ninth*
You: *quiet*
Stranger: *slowly eats tenth*
You: :@@
Stranger: *slowly eats the last one* mmm
You: oh what?
You: a dozen is twelve? D:
Stranger: it is but I threw one at you so I had eleven
You: ahh
You: NOW TELL ME
Stranger: mmmmmm no...
You: WHAT?!
Stranger: I. Said. No
You: tel meeeee
You: Snape, Snape, Severus Snape
You: There once was a boy named Harry
You: Destined
You: to be a star
You: his parents were killed by voldemort
Stranger: .....
You: who gave him a lightning star
Stranger: scar
You: harry goes to hogwarts he meets ron and hermione
You: hih scar*
You: mcgonagall requires he plays for gryffindoooooooor
You: draco was a daddys boy
Stranger: thats a lot of o's
You: quirrell gets unployemend (spelling? D
You: the sorcerer's stone was destroyd
You: by DUMB-LEDORE
You: Ron breaks his wand
You: now ginnys gone
You: and harrys in mortal danger
You: tom riddle hides
You: his snake
You: inside his
You: ginormous secret chamber
You: harry blows
You: up aunt marge the dementors come and take charge
You: lupin is a wolf thew rats a man
You: another prisioner is at large
You: they use
You: time travel so they can save the prisioner
You: of azkaban whoo just so happens to be harrys godfater i dont really get it either
You: can not stand more
You: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y57sYHIDP_Y
You: HARRY GETS PUT IN THE TRIWIZARD TOURNAMENT
You: WITH DRAGONS AND MERMAIDS
You: OH NO
You: EDWARD CULLEN GETS SLAYED
You: HE'S BACK
You: harry, harry its getting scary
You: voldemorts
You: back
You: now youre a revolotionary harry
You: dumbledore dumbledore
You: why's he ignoring youre constant attempts to CONTACT HIM
You: he i forced to leave the schoole
You: umbridge arrives
You: dracos a tool
Stranger: uhmm this whole time you were saying this, I re-read our whole conversation lol
You: kids break's in to the ministry
You: sirius black as dead as can BEEEEEEE
You: OOOOOOO
You: lollol
You: split your
You: soul
You: seven parts of a hole
You: they're horcruxes it's dumbledore's end
You: THERE once was a boy named harry
Stranger: NO Dumbledore!!
You: who constantly conquered death
You: but in one final
You: duel
Stranger: hey...hey Stranger...can you stop
You: between
You: good
You: and
You: bad
You: he
You: may
You: take
You: his
You: finaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaal
You: breath
You: sorry dude
You: listen to the song att utubeeeee
You: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y57sYHIDP_Y
Stranger: quietus!!
You: means? D:
Stranger: be quiet
You: aha
Stranger: it's a spell
You: i translated t and it said "dödsstöt"
You: Ohh i didn't know it was a spell? :o
You: or i did
You: it makes things quiet, used to muffle “Sonorus”, right?
Stranger: yes I guess so
You: P A I N T SUBSCRIBE!!!
Stranger: uhm what?
Stranger: ohhhh
You: ...he may take his final breath............................ P A I N T SUBSCRIBE
You: it ruins the serious ending
Stranger: yea it does
You: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Bc2ELyADhTA&feature=related
You: look att tahat
You: awesome
Stranger: ok hold on'
Stranger: fro-yoo awesome
You: I forgot to write "YO HARRY YER A WIZARD" up ther D:
You: there*
Stranger: u did?
You: yep
Stranger: yes you did
You: You: who gave him a lightning star
Stranger: scar
You: harry goes to hogwarts he meets ron and hermione
You: You: who gave him a lightning star
Stranger: scar
You: harry goes to hogwarts he meets ron and hermione
Stranger: yeeeaaa
You: Time to go now i think......
You: Pleasure to talk to you
You: MICHIEF MANAGED
You have disconnected.



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