Twilight?

Håller med dig, förutom det du skrev att hon inte ville bli mor med barn. Saken var väl den att hon inte ville få barn när Hunger Games existerade, hon ville inte riskera att hennes barn skulle tvingas vara med om det. Och när hon får barn så är ju Hunger games över , så på det viset misslyckades hon ju inte!

Hon lever fortfarande olyckligt. Hon förlorade en många hon älskade, slutligen gifte hon sig med Peeta som i första början var påtvingat. Det må vara över men efter allt hon gick igenom så verkar hon vara mer trasig nu.

Jo helt klart som sagt höll jag med dig och jag menade baara delen med att hon fick barn!

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you could basically bid farewell to all form of character development : )))) i'd be scared too

Nån som kan länka 'Midnight Sun'?

Hittade den

Edward:

1. I will creepily watch Bella as she sleeps and eats cause that's what ALL the cool kids do....

2. I control my Bella and don't let her do what she wants...even though she is pathetically stupid. Oh, was "my Bella" possessively sexist? Yes. Because it's in the book folks, no denying it.

3. SHE CAN'T SEE HER BEST FRIEND CAUSE I IS JEALOUS

4. I'm extremely handsome. And the terms "marble cold body and melting topaz eyes" haven't been used enough.

5. We talk about the most boring shit, like me killing her. And then me asking her out. And then me warning her. But then asking her out again.

6. I like Bella because of: ...her smell and..and..yea there isn't anything else is there?

7. Left Bella and made her depressed for like half the book. Who even wants to read about that?

8. Be more of a serious sally please.

9. I'M AN OLD MAN PREYING ON A YOUNG GIRL
Oh wait what? Definition? Pedophile. There we go.
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Bella:

1. ZOMG MI FAVURITE CULOR IZ TEH BROWNZ CUZ ITS BORINGS LYKE ME

2. I hate my dad even though he lovingly sacrificed his daily life to let in a pubescent, hormonal, moody teenage girl.

3. Everyone wants to be friends with me but I don't want to be friends with them cause I like wallowing in my own sadness

4. I do exactly the opposite of everything I'm told to do cause I know that way I'll almost die and Edward will have to come save me... again.

5. I trip on everything cause I know it makes teh boyz like me

6. I get mad at the boy who almost killed me when he tries to apologize

7. I think Renesmee is a good name

8. I think Renesmee is a pronouncable name

9. I likez the sex

10. I made out with my daughter's boyfriend... won't THAT be an interesting bedtime story

11. I have no appreciation for sex jokes.

12. I think its sexy when boys tell me they want to kill me

13. I'm just a pathetic boring shell with no personality whatsoever that was created so that fangirls could pretend they were me

Twilight sucks. Times infinity.
Please feel free to add more reasons to the list.



TWILIGHT AND THE VALUES IT TEACHES:

1. Controlling boyfriends are okay, if they are hot.
2. True love can be defined through hot boys and great smelling chicks.
3. Making boys save you from all your problems is the right path to becoming a good and independent individual.
4. Girls are all weak and need boys to come save them.
5. Give up all of your dreams and goals (even if that DOES mean reading Wuthering Heights over and over) for a boy.
6. Be mean to your dad.
7. The Chief of Police is stupid and won’t be able to tell you are sneaking a boy into your room. So do it.
8. Women are meant to be in the kitchen, because cooking it the only thing Bella knows how to do.
9. Making out with your daughter’s bf is okay.
10. Making out with someone else when you are engaged is also okay.
11. Name your child Renesme and you won’t regret it.
12. Refuse to have any friends at school because they aren’t good enough for you anyway.
13. Killing yourself is okay, as long as it's in the name of love.
14. Date Edward Cullen. And then you too can marry him and have a crazy half-vampire kid that doesn't exist.

^Li, du är fan min idol..

same

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Li -seriöst! nu fick jag hicka! För att jag skrattade så mycket!

Har inget övrigt emot Twilight! Det är väl neutralt!

Inte bra. Inte dåligt. eller...Lite mindre bra...Inte bra..

Men sådan där är SJUKT roligt!

hahaha ♥

Den listan fanns i den första EVER Facebookgruppen jag gick med i som handlade om Edward-hat XD Ååh. Det var på den tiden de flesta fortfarande gillade Twilight och jag kände mig ensammast i världen om att se vilken skit det var. Sen fattade alla