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China Caine
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Detta är ett citat ut ett HP/Labyrinth crossover fanfic. Den är så himla bra att jag ,åste ta med den xD
'' "Wingardium Leviofa!" Ron yelled, spitting out blood, his wand pointed at the troll's club. Apparently saying the first spell to come to mind, which had been the charm Professor Flitwick had taught them earlier that day. Suddenly, the troll found itself unconscious beneath an extremely surprised buffalo.'' xD 26 maj, 2011 18:33 |
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Rowena
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Lupin: I'm leaving hogwarts
Harry: Are you fucking serious?! Lupin: How did you know about me and Sirius? Harry: “YOU'RE A WEREWOLF?” Remus: “Yes.” Harry: “ARE YOU FUCKING SERIOUS?!” Remus: “Yes. That too.” Harry: “WHAT?!!!!” Remus: “Oops, too much information... Forumsignaturen kan inte visas just nu. Försök igen senare. 26 maj, 2011 19:44 |
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soratanaka
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Skrivet av Borttagen: Harry: I've got a confession. Hermione: Me too.. Harry: Okay, you go first. Hermione: Okay.. I slept with Ron. Harry: YOU TOO?! Min killkompis sa denne till mig idag och tyckte den var huuuuur rolig som helst.. *suck* Åh, dessa finns på bilder! Ska se om jag orkar dra in dem här. Tycker dock inte denna är den roligaste, och det är verkligen roligare med bilder!  "We should love people and use things, but unfortunately we love things and use people." 26 maj, 2011 20:11 |
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Hahah ååh, hittade massa kul bilder men det funkar inte att lägga in dem! Eller så göra jag bara fel, haha..
26 maj, 2011 20:20 |
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Skrivet av Elderwand: Yo moma's so masculine that even Dumbledore would sleep with her! Yo moma's so fat that her patronus is a Double-whopper with extra cheese! Yo moma's so fat that when she jumped in the black lake, there was a tsunami över Hogwarts! Yo moma's so ugly that when I met her for the first time I thought it was Voldemorts mom! Yo mama's so fat that the Sorting Hat put her in all four houses! Yo mama's so ugly, even a dementor wouldn't kiss her! Yo mama's so old, she used to babysit Dumbledore! Yo Mama's so ugly, everybody calls her "She-Who-Must-Not-Be-Naked"! Yo mama's so fat, she looked in the mirror of Erised and saw a ham! Yo mama's so dumb she thought that she could talk to snakes if she put parsley on her tongue! Yo Mama's so ugly that even Voldemort won't say her name. Yo mama's the only mute prostitue in Hogsmeade. They call her "dumb-le-whore"! Yo mama's so smelly, Bertie Bott made her his next jelly bean flavor. haha! bästa! xD 26 maj, 2011 21:08 |
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superman
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om ni har sett mean girls?
 http://data.whicdn.com/images/7758887/tumblr_lgut3vwDFp1qdqf08o1_r1_500_large.jpg?1299613115 hahah! 27 maj, 2011 18:47 |
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professorpersson
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Skrivet av Rowena: Lupin: I'm leaving hogwarts Harry: Are you fucking serious?! Lupin: How did you know about me and Sirius? Harry: “YOU'RE A WEREWOLF?” Remus: “Yes.” Harry: “ARE YOU FUCKING SERIOUS?!” Remus: “Yes. That too.” Harry: “WHAT?!!!!” Remus: “Oops, too much information... Hahaha, den gillade jag!  "Maybe we are mad. But if this is madness, I'm happily a part of it" - Annie 27 maj, 2011 19:23 |
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Chriszy
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 http://www.wizardwheezes.net/spoofs/12/2mugglenet_caitlin.jpg xD  http://psycicsuicide.blogg.se/images/2011/harry-potter-funny_127249978.jpg xD I solemnly swear that I am up to no good. 27 maj, 2011 20:35 |
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MayoGryffindor
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Haha alla skämten äger ju ! Här är en SKITTRÅKIG grej jag kom på nyss xD
Severus: Fyfan vad det stinker ! Voldy: Vadå jag känner ingenting.. (Snape har ju biggaste näsan och Vold har ingen hahaha xP) Torr som sagt "She's buying the stairway to heaven" 27 maj, 2011 21:30 |
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dr.severus snigelhorn
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27 maj, 2011 22:26 |
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