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soratanaka
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Finns ju raggningsrepliker också!
(Kan vara lite grövre än väntat! Bör ej läsas av <13 år) Spoiler: Tryck här för att visa! Notera att bruden som skrev "May I"-repliken till ett TomTweet, nästan fick ett svar! "We should love people and use things, but unfortunately we love things and use people." 25 maj, 2011 20:17 |
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Elderwand
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Yo moma's so masculine that even Dumbledore would sleep with her!
Yo moma's so fat that her patronus is a Double-whopper with extra cheese! Yo moma's so fat that when she jumped in the black lake, there was a tsunami över Hogwarts! Yo moma's so ugly that when I met her for the first time I thought it was Voldemorts mom! Yo mama's so fat that the Sorting Hat put her in all four houses! Yo mama's so ugly, even a dementor wouldn't kiss her! Yo mama's so old, she used to babysit Dumbledore! Yo Mama's so ugly, everybody calls her "She-Who-Must-Not-Be-Naked"! Yo mama's so fat, she looked in the mirror of Erised and saw a ham! Yo mama's so dumb she thought that she could talk to snakes if she put parsley on her tongue! Yo Mama's so ugly that even Voldemort won't say her name. Yo mama's the only mute prostitue in Hogsmeade. They call her "dumb-le-whore"! Yo mama's so smelly, Bertie Bott made her his next jelly bean flavor. 
25 maj, 2011 20:29 |
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Den här.
Your mother is a-*****ing******Loreoum Ipsum********Abniviniun**************Tragula**************Hippoptamus *********************Republican**********************and Daniel Radcliffe************************* with a bucket of***************************In a castle far away where no one can hear you*******************************soup*************with a bucket of************Mickey Mouse********************A stick of dynamite***************Magical************Alakazam. 25 maj, 2011 20:41
Detta inlägg ändrades senast 2011-05-26 kl. 12:44
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superman
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det här är inget skämt direkt utan en quote från HP6's extramaterial.
 http://data.whicdn.com/images/10114834/m220506360_large.gif?1306328426  25 maj, 2011 20:49 |
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Elderwand
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^RON/RUPERT ♥3333 åh, han är ju för härlig
25 maj, 2011 20:52 |
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Danzi
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Skrivet av Piggelin: HAHA fan vilken bra! En klassisk: Snapes Telefon ringer och Snape går för att svara -Hallå -Severus... - Ursäkta vem talar jag med? - Du-vet-vem! -Nej jag vet inte vem du är. - Mörkrets herre då? - Hades? - Nej,nej den du fruktar mest! -Hermione?   
http://danzis.blogg.se
25 maj, 2011 21:37 |
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Voldemorts parents:
- Aah! Got your nose! ..... Kom nyss på den. D; 26 maj, 2011 00:02 |
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Parodi på slutet av OotP/f:
"- We've got something that Voldemort doesn't have. - Yeah? - Noses." Bilden: http://www.lolpics.se/18324-we-got-noses "We should love people and use things, but unfortunately we love things and use people." 26 maj, 2011 07:53 |
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Harry: I've got a confession.
Hermione: Me too.. Harry: Okay, you go first. Hermione: Okay.. I slept with Ron. Harry: YOU TOO?! Min killkompis sa denne till mig idag och tyckte den var huuuuur rolig som helst.. *suck* 26 maj, 2011 14:09 |
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Harry: "You'r White" Sirius: "No I'm Black" Harry: "Lol you'r kidding!" Sirius: "Nope I'm Sirius!" 26 maj, 2011 18:29 |
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