Harry Potter skämt

Knock knock
Whos there?
Ben.
Ben who?
Bend over!

hahaahah

riktigt roliga alliohopa
Här kommer ett skämt från mig,

Severus till Dumbledor: I need to kill you
Dumbledor: Are you serious?
Severus: No I`m not serious, I`m Severus

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OMG, dör xD.

hahahha garvar ihjäl mig xD

Harry: Oh, not you again!
Voldemort: Harry Potter? Come to die!
Harry: La, la, la, la, I'm not listening!

Hm... Dåliga humor. Men, men...

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Här kommer några från mig;

Why wasn't Voldermort at the Yule ball?
He had no body to go with.

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Why did the Weasley cross the road?

Somebody tossed a knut.

Why did Potter cross the road?

No reason, but someone will write a book about it.

Why did Granger cross the road?

It's a book on the other side.

Why did Draco cross the road?

So he could swing his hips at Potter.

Why did Crabbe and Goyle cross the road?

Draco did.

Why did the Dark Lord cross the road?

Because Potter couldn't stop him.

Why did Death Eaters cross the road?

The Dark Lord ordered it.

Why did Trevor cross the road?

To get away from Longbottom.

Why did Dumbledore cross the road?

He was following the poisoned lemon drops.

Why did Professor Snape stand in the road?

So no one could tell what side he was on.

Why do Slytherins cross the road twice?

Because we are doublecrossers

hahahahah xD